French women are so sexy sometimes, and apparently, if you’re Oscar winner Marion Cotillard, you get kind of tired of it. Enter Forehead Tittaes. Now, no man will ever have an excuse to let his eyes wander again (but then again, he probably also wont have any reason to take you seriously, but hey, what else is new?)
Its soo hard being hot.
(Oh, and I would just like to point out, that I found this video by way of my boss — saying he wants to buy these for his store….yeah)

In case you hadn’t heard, the geniuses behind the success of exploiting the guido/guidette dynamics in Jersey Shore and the fake orange county transplant turned into fashion experts in Hollywood on The Hills, the powers that be figured “wait, why stop there…there must some other group of retards that act and dress like derelicts and absolutely looooove attention”.
Enter: The Real Hipsters of Silver Lake
The pitch: A new Reality Show is casting Silver Lake’s rich, wealthy, hipster GUYS and GIRLS 21-30 whose personal style is homeless chic: Guys with beards, ratty …

I mean, wow.
Team Conan 4 Life!

Normally, I would leave posting of this kind of crap restricted to my tumblr, which I have no issue with claiming full responsibility for the level of odd and mishmashed stuff that I find on the world wide web. But this particular piece was just too good to be true. It made me smile, and so, on this awesome friday evening, as I pack up my car and drive towards SFC headquarters in Orlando, I leave you with Keyboard cat (vs. Usher)

Yep, it’s finally another installment of SFC’s Saturday Afternoon Comedy…and since we are so badass, we can do this on any day of the week. WORD.
Just watched this with my roommates and we all about died over how funny and cruel this is. Especially the fact that the dude has done this before to his gf!
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So, It is 1 o’clock in the morning. Its pitch dark, and the only light you see is the moon, as it breaks between the tree tops in patches, barely visible.There are the sounds of the water gurggling quietly beneath a sturdy boat. Then out of nowhere, giant fucking flying fish are everywhere. They sting your eyes with water from their flippers and they hit you square in the face while they try to make their way somewhere, frantically.
And it goes on and on for what seems like forever. Then, …

Obviously, the days in my week are cooler than yours, because my days are interchangeable. Tuesdays can be Saturdays, Mondays are Wednesdays and Thursdays are a free for all when ninjas have waterballoon fights in my front yard. That’s how awesome I am.
I could only be more awesome if I had been part of making this masterpiece

Or if i had Andy Samberg on speeddial, or if i had an extra set of hands.

cats are the shit.

So its not really afternoon, but still, cut me some slack its been a busy week. Today, I bring you some magic. And not just any magic, the world champion of magic, Mr. Jason Latimer.
Watch him play with….LASERS!!!!

And then tell me how i can do that and baffle my stars wars obsessed boss with a real fucking light saber.
or, Watch him play with his balls.

not the kind of balls you were thinking.
perv.

I know you’re smiling now.