Saturday Afternoon Comedy! Hipster Olympics & The Real Hipsters of Silver Lake

In case you hadn’t heard, the geniuses behind the success of exploiting the guido/guidette dynamics in Jersey Shore and the fake orange county transplant turned into fashion experts in Hollywood on The Hills, the powers that be figured “wait, why stop there…there must some other group of retards that act and dress like derelicts and absolutely looooove attention”.

Enter: The Real Hipsters of Silver Lake

The pitch: A new Reality Show is casting Silver Lake’s rich, wealthy, hipster GUYS and GIRLS 21-30 whose personal style is homeless chic: Guys with beards, ratty hair and raggedy yet stylish clothing – and Girls dressed in fashionable, vintage hippie-type garb accessorized with large sunglasses and oversized tote bags. You must be incredibly involved in the Silver Lake social scene, enjoy a sensational nightlife Silver Lake style and be very outspoken with a vivacious personality. You must also hang with a racially diverse, intriguing group of friends who all live in Silver Lake. If this sounds like you please call 772.245.0665 or email realtvproduction@gmail.com for an interview.

I’m sorry, “Homeless Chic”? WTF is that? I’m probably not rich or wealthy enough to grasp the concept. If we’re lucky, we’ll get something along the lines of this:

Hey look! ALL MY FRIENDS!

Also, a shameless tribute to Monty Python’s “The Upperclass Twit of the Year.” Let the lawsuits commence!

CREDITS
Director/Story by – Taige Jensen
Writers – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Cinematographer – Eric Sherertz
B Camera – Jesse Patch
Steadicam Operators – Morgan Jenkins & Ashley Carpenter
Editor – Ryan Hunter
Graphics – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen
Voiceover – Ryan Hunter & Taige Jensen

CAST
Announcer Greg Berman – Taige Jensen (voice)
Announcer Neil Tafoya – Ryan Hunter (voice)
Reporter Conica Friesbee – Jenn Lyon
#1, Sasha Pinrod III – Taige Jensen
#2, Larken Trebek – Maggie Ross
#3, Nolan Shelby – Ryan Hunter
#4, Zac Zuro – Ryan Hall
#5, Gideon Zidoushe – Dave Powell
Referee Wally Masters – Will Connell
Square Sean Ericsson – Eric Sherertz

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via Hipster Suck